bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"

Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.

by Hannibal345 April 21, 2009

Go Bleach Your Asshole

A wonderful comeback that is randomly applicable to many situations.

Jason: Hey Penelope, bread makes you fat.
Penelope: Eh, go bleach your asshole, John.

by Dick_Bitches November 4, 2013

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012

cumdripping asshole

N. Used to insult someone by referring them to the pov close-up of the aftermath of a hardcore anal porn where the man ejaculates in the woman's/man's rectum. When said it will usually leave the party at the receiving end of the insult stunned and speechless for undisclosed amounts of time. The most foul of all personal insults known to mankind.

Him: "You're such a bitch!"
Her: "And you're a cumdripping asshole! What's you're point?"

by Happy Ass July 11, 2006

semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

by Big Bear July 15, 2003

Arsehole

Inspired by the Friday Night Project, Arsehole is apparently 'A man driving a BMW while talking on his mobile phone'... Arsehole!

That guy driving in his BMW while talking on his mobile phone is an arsehole!

by huds601 March 25, 2005

Asshole

San-Franciscan for vagina.

San-Franciscans love buttsex.

by Wyatt b quiet December 4, 2003