Jerk Tard

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

by 91EMC June 13, 2010

tard sandwich

a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.

"wanna tard sandwich?"

"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"

by c0p December 11, 2018

retarded tard

-A retard who is also a tard. Dumb as fuck but pretends to be smart by using big words and typing long essays that doesnt sense.

-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.

you're a fucking retarded tard get a life. What's your IQ? Mines is on the above average range.

by YouneedMEds March 26, 2010

Bat-tard

Derogatory term for someone who thinks Batman solos/is remotely comparable to most other superheroes.

Guy 1: Batman could solo Galactus, easily.
Guy 2: Why would you even think that? Galactus is a literal god.

Guy 1: W-well if Thanos beat Galactus before, then with enough prep time-
Guy 2: Stfu bat-tard.

by Crabby1 December 2, 2021

Trop Tard

A person who is a normal person but you hate them enough to call them a trop tard.

Your a trop tard

by Swank101 June 3, 2018

gone tarded

When an otherwise functional person does something retarded and realizes it they have gone tarded.

I was inside the house cooking up some meth when all the sudden I smelled smoke on the porch. I immediately went to investigate and saw a flaming bag of poo. I stepped on it to put it out and immediately knew I had just "gone tarded."

by Jason Morales March 25, 2007

I-tard

Someone who does not possess the necessary skills to use any of Apple's easy to use technological devices....

"Hey how do I use this Ipad, Ipod, Mac?" Geo asked.......
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.

by Quills13 September 7, 2013