Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna
by Johnny Sins's son November 23, 2021
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Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
by Rionox March 02, 2023
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Alaskan Pillow Case

During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.
Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?

Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.
by Susextrovert November 18, 2021
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Alaskan Dicker-Slosh

This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.
by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023
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Alaskan Roughie

In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.
My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.
by Farfugnuttin January 22, 2012
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alaskan stick

When you stick your dick in the freezer for 30 minutes and then kill the pussy like an icesickle
Bro lets give in 10 more minutes and then shove our Alaskan stick into her .
by Mitchel McMitchellin February 09, 2014
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Alaskan Sweet Spot

Another word for an eyebrow. Pretty simple.
Hey! you got somethin white on your Alaskan sweet spot!
by OxyAlaskanSweetspot November 21, 2019
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