Ethan Yorkston

Best friend, will be there when you need him, can’t stay mad for more than three seconds an amazing friend maybe more 🥰

Random girl Did you see that kid over there I think I have a crush,
Random girl 2 yeah that’s Ethan Yorkston my friend.
Random girl can you introduce us.

by Alexx101 April 18, 2019

Ethan Ralston

A Mexican kid who thinks he's somthing special but who is a bad person in the end.

Ethan Ralston should pull it.

by The Fat Kid in Science October 18, 2017

Ethan Keene

some faggot ass white kid that can only shoot threes

that bitch ass ethan keene carries the varsity team

by MikeHawkItch July 3, 2019

Ethan Ijack

The best human being on earth he just is he has a best friend named evan andtwo good friends named Isaac and Slava and a pervy "friend" named Arman. Also arman if u r reading this fuck you

Arman: lalaLALALALALALALALALAla
Ethan:Fuck
Arman:ethan is the best that is the pure definition
Isaac: CLassic Ethan Ijack

by POOPOO,EW April 8, 2022

ethan paul

he's pretty okay.

"I have so much Kool-Aid that ethan paul would fall in love with me"

by cucumber of doom June 15, 2017

Ethan Arabia

Hes a really nice dude sike he has an albino peen and 8 inch peen that will destroy anyone coochie. My names ethan i wanna bomb damien hs and eat johns butt out and make sure that shit is clean.

Ethan Arabia is so funny and has a large peen and will bomb you

by Ur mum wow ha yes October 22, 2019

Ethan King

Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.

1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."

2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"

Guy 2: "Who?"

Guy 1: "Ethan King!"

Guy 2: "Oh."

by iamtheppman October 14, 2020