M-Beers

Beers that are opened, sipped, and immediately placed down. However, this process is repeated throughout the whole night by the same individual. As a result, the beers are found the next morning as a complete and utter waste.

After the party last night, I found all of M-Beers lying around. Yet he still denied that they were his.

by Ti Fi 33 April 7, 2010

beer bulb

A great idea while sober is associated with a light bulb. A great idea while drinking is known as a beer bulb. It's as if a glass of beer lights up over your head.

Alex: I just had a great idea. What if we sing Celine Dion to win Karaoke to pay for our bar tab tonight?
Marilyn: Brilliant! Your beer bulb just went off! My heart will go onnnn!

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Skype-Beers

A Skype-Beers is when you video conference your friends on Skype and everyone on the call drink beers.

I did a Skype-Beers with my buddies yesterday.

by Gamleur84 October 30, 2013

Beer Waldo

The delicious mixture of a cold tasty beer with orange juice. The mixture should be an 80/20 split. Best enjoyed in the morning, after a late night.

That man has a beer waldo!

by MixKing October 29, 2011

Beer Pap

Some-one who insists on sharing a single bottle of beer with one of the more hardcore drinkers.

Guy 1-"Hey, want to split this bottle of beer?"
Guy 2-"Don't be such a Beer Pap."

by Chickens4Free August 25, 2010

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011