cleanse your brian

Cleanse your brian pretty much means stop thinking dirty or don't be so thirsty

Dude, cleanse your brian, she's taken

by Panda lane September 20, 2017

Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 31, 2021

Brian day

A day in which you celebrate tranquility, peace, loving, and the communion of the human race becoming one eternal being by the grace of Brian

Have you heard January 9th is Brian day.

Yeah, I love Brian day me and my family love him

by The prophteer January 09, 2025

Brian Noel

A strange ex-homeless guy on YouTube that makes videos about his daily life

Hi brian Noel, how are you? Brian: ayoo what's up

by Brian32 January 11, 2022

tossing brians

Getting so angry that hate and obscenities fall from your mouth without control.

You fucking goddam game how dare you fucking pull that shit i'm going to hate fuck your mothers corpse- tossing brians

by Komissar November 06, 2014

Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021

brian jessop

a white boy residing in fram, england. surprisingly used to be a huge FANNY MAGNET. brian is a rare species, but you will probably find him at
premier buying a packet of sovreign duals and a cheeky glens

thing 1: have you seen brian jessop?
thing 2: yeah he’s sat in the computer room bashing out his coursework.

by Youoyoyooyiy March 21, 2023