Zombie Head 

While you are playing Call Of Duty Zombies, you are recieving a sloppy blow job from your partner. Something scares you causing you to jump up. You choke the girl and she throws up on your dick and takes a decent sized chunk

Douglas:Doctor somethings wrong.
Doctor: What is it?
Douglas: There is a decent sized chunk missing from my penis and it constantly smells like vomit.
Doctor: Must've had a rough zombie head

Zombie Head by likemyhairywenis August 19, 2011

zombie 

When you ejaculate into both of your partners eyes and they walk around your house like a zombie looking for a towel.

I tagged both this ho's peepers with my jizz and she did the zombie all over my crib!

zombie by xxxrayjoe August 21, 2006

zombie 

1)A mindless individual, we all know them. Usually they're the smart-ass kids who sit in front of you, the dumb-ass kids who sit behind you, or the kids who dont give a shit who sit somewhere inbetween.
2)democrat

The zombie who voted before me voted straight democrat.

zombie by lastoftheidiots May 4, 2006

Abercrombie Zombie

wat alot of guys become so they can bang hot chicks.

me and every other person who can waste enough money is or wants to become

Abercrombie Zombie by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005

zombie 

A woman or man who does absolutely nothing during sexual intercourse.

God damn it Susan stop being a fucking zombie!

Ugh... Betty was a zombie last night.

zombie by Ken Liang October 1, 2006

Walking Zombie 

When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.

"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"

"Nope, can't say that I have."

Walking Zombie by Dome King 2.0 October 1, 2008

Marvel zombie 

An asshat who sucks Stan Lee's dick.

MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible chatacters of them all, but we also have sorcerors, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."

(quoted by a marvel zombie)

Marvel zombie by ñiu July 11, 2016