uncle fred

Man whose had his penis stolen by his nephew will

Hey bros should I steal uncle Fred's huge cock and wear it over my own?

Yes

Ok I will

by Gfy February 02, 2017

Uncle Mark

when you give your partner a noogie as either you, they, or the both of you climax

I gave that girl an Uncle Mark last week
Bro I just Uncle Marked your mom

by Doctor Drew’s Alternate July 10, 2021

Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 06, 2019

Uncle Fester

The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.

He’s a bent copper uncle fester him!

by Super intendant Hastings May 12, 2019

Uncle Terrence

An instance where sperm does not emit from the penis during ejaculation due to a large kidney stone stuck in the urinary tract.

Taylor: Did you finish on me?
Brett: No, fuck! I think I had an Uncle Terrence!

by Winser the Penguin August 18, 2017

Uncle Brian

Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool

Omg He’s such an uncle brian!

by Maccapaccabeast69 February 09, 2020

Uncle Code

A binding code between you and your uncle which requires you to keep all secrets between eachother. Telling anyone will result in all trust being lost and possible punishment.

Uncle Dan: “I like TU4, but don’t tell anyone”
Niece Gen: “Of course I won’t. That’s what uncle code is for”

by LatinaBoo2002 March 06, 2019