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by klizz August 31, 2013
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Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.
Twitter is ruining my life.
by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015
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Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 6, 2015
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Stan Twitter

Videos that are seemingly "aesthetic", "family-friendly", and "enjoyable" to watch. Sometimes people go to the darkest, deepest sites on the Internet just for "entertainment purposes only".
omg, have you seen the latest Stan Twitter videos today?

Stan Twitter isn't for kids sometimes, guys.
by mewndanemeat October 9, 2022
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Twitter Twilight Zone

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you
Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.
by Tzeentch June 17, 2020
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Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.
"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"
by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020
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Twitter

A sceptic tank that hasn't been cleaned since it's installation.
Honey the toilet is overflowing with shit for the 26th time this week!

Maybe consider finally getting the Twitter cleaned out?
by YourAverageInternetUser June 26, 2023
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