triple parked

One who has not just two, but three drinks on the go at once. Most likely due to the fact they can't handle their drink and should just go home.

Peter is now TRIPLE parked. Someone get this guy out of here..

by OhWowAreYouSerious November 17, 2016

Triple Crossed

The act of being three substances, such as alcohol, marijuana, and or narcotics, at the same time.

"Dude I was triple crossed and ate Jenny's ass"

by FuckableJenny November 11, 2018

Triple Brown

A snack mix created by Good Mythical Morning's Link Neal including three brown ingredients, raisinettes, Chex Mix bagel chips, and peanuts.

Hey Rhett, are you down for a triple brown?

by anderskamuran February 5, 2018

Triple S

"Shit, Shower and Sleep". Often used after a big night on the drink. A hangover cure. Can be said in any order but shit is usually the first step in the process followed by shower and finally sleep. shit shower sleep hangover

"Man last night was hectic, im so fucked, i gotta get home for a Triple S"

by peersy October 28, 2007

Triple D

double d's bigger sisters.

Did you see that girl? She had triple Ds!

Those girl's triple Ds were so large, they made your girl's double Ds look like they belong in a training bra.

by mcflyinhigh July 22, 2009

Triple P

Piss Poor Performance

Damn did Chris earn the Triple P award today or what?

by Knepper December 14, 2008

Triple Threat

The act of inserting three fingers (at the same time, not in a triangle) into someones butt. Funnier and more appalling when it is a straight male asking for it.

Hilarious. If you are asked to give, or just decide to give one. You must tell your friends. All of them.

"I gave my boyfriend the Triple Threat last night. I think it's about time we break up."

by TT4Life May 30, 2009