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Benagli Tree

An evergreen species of tree that grows in Australia. Can live up to hundreds of years. Tends to have a very skinny elongated trunk with light colored leaves. Genus: Laniuthemasus Conifern. A very rare tree that can only be found in certain areas with the correct PH levels. A beautiful tree which sprouts many flowers in its flowering season. Absolutely gorgeous!
Friend: Hey, its a Benagli Tree!
Friend 2: Omg, its so skinny! :O
by yumatis23539476 January 25, 2013
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Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.
Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013
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Tree Cock

When one male's copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his penis. The result looks like a tree top.
Cindy: See that boy over there? I bet he has a huge penis.
Naomi: It makes no difference. i hooked up with him once. Severe tree cock.
by Cheepmunk Nehhhst May 1, 2014
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tree peacock

The state of mind that one enters once they are drunk and/or high where they believe that they are, in fact, the Tree Peacock.
Jake was walking around like a bird and claiming to be the Tree Peacock after that concert.. it was a good one
by _dj_bj_ June 25, 2014
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Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.
David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.
by AwesomeScrewer August 23, 2014
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Tree Blood

Alternate word for 100% pure Maple syrup!
Yo make me some pancakes i am dying to pour some tree blood all over them bad boys!
by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015
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tree-searched

To do some research while ridiculously stoned
I tree-searched that rave-booty last night.
by plaguedsoul1988 April 4, 2015
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