Toothpaste Kiss

A toothpaste kiss is when you brush your teeth till the toothpaste gets frothy and then make out with someone. It gets messy but is fun.

Boy: Wanna toothpaste kiss?
Girl: Sure I'll get us some toothpaste!

by tenthirteenthx August 11, 2009

electric toothbrush

It cleans your teeth..... duh.

something that's fun to play with.

I cleaned my teeth with my electric toothbrush last night and i picked it first in whoonu.

by Kt Leah Kelly January 11, 2008

Alaskan Toothbrush

The act of fucking a bitch in the ass, then pulling your toothbrush out of your pocket, pulling your shlong out of her ass, then stick the toothbrush up her loose ass, gathering some shit off her ring hole, ejaculating on the shit which lays slagging on the brush, then making her brush her teeth with it.

I still have the taste of my own shit in my mouth from the Alaskan Toothbrush Mitch gave me last night!

by parra eels March 7, 2009

Toot Paste

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.

Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

tootan

When you feel your drunkenness wear off after smoking a joint and the high starts taking over

4 peg ke baad joint fookke badiyaa tootan ho gayi

by chebohevara January 4, 2018

Cum Tooter

An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.

Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".

Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!

Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!

Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!

by MattBomb October 11, 2009

i tooted

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017