bro-toe

When a man’s pants are so tight that the crease in his crotch presses into his bulge and gives the impression that he has a vagina.

Jake bought some skinny jeans to show off how big his junk is, but it instead had the opposite effect and gave him a bro-toe.

by trtash February 2, 2019

Toe stealer

A person who steals toes and never gives them back

This ngey stole my toes while i was sleeping i took him to court for being a toe stealer

by Offers May 31, 2019

Toe Bag

A gross ice bag used for a swollen toe

Ew, don’t touch Derick’s toe bag!

by Yereet March 30, 2019

Buss toe

Someone who has HIV/AIDS.

The man has been living with buss toe for 3 years now.

by Mizthickgyal20 September 6, 2019

toe off

running away from something or someone

"Bro my girl's dad caught us in bed" "Holy shit did you toe off?"

"I stole this man's money" "Dude you toed off on his ass?"

by coolibroburrito June 11, 2019

Troll Toe

Jack Whitehall's shit troll costume had a bulge in it.

*jack walks onto stage in his shitty costume*
*audience laughs*
Jack: "Why are you looking down there?"
Also Jack: "Wha- I have a camel toe!!!!!!!" *audience laughs more*
Also Also Jack: "Stop it! No! DO NOT look at my troll toe!" *covers bulge with his wooden club*

by TheSwaggyHobo June 27, 2019

Toe

A device used after breaking something made out of glass. It will find the small pieces you couldn't get.

Mom:Did you get all the large shards?
Daughter:Yes ma'am. I will stop throwing shoes.
Mom:Did you get all the tiny bits?
Daughter:I might have?
Mom:It's okay your dad's toes will find them.
Dad:Hm?

by Moocatmonday dogs! September 15, 2019