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Wet Philly

Taking your index finger, sticking it up your ass, and then putting it in another person's ear.

It is similar to a wet willy, except with shit on your finger instead of saliva, which shares a similar color with the steak on Philly cheesesteaks (hence its name).
John- "I totally just gave Janet a wet philly!"
Billy- "No fucking way dude let's go!!! #ftb"
by Frocky September 15, 2015
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Not-wet Person

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.
Take that back you... not-wet person!
by JefficialBusiness June 19, 2018
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Wet Stu

Dropping a moist or fully liquid cheese Ball to the Chest and face
She loved it when she received the Wet Stu to the face after seeing the Annis open up
by Cheese Brick February 10, 2021
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Wet Otter

A smell caused by the mixture of excess sweat and Old Spice deodorant. It is worse than poop
"I was sweating profusely, so I sprayed my shirt with Old Spice. It smelled like Wet Otter."
by YomiCooper3419 November 24, 2014
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Wet Humping

A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.

If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.
Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.
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wet shirley

The act of fingering a female's vagina, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear.
I can't believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!
by AndiStarr114 November 25, 2016
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wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick
Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd
by Nicolade May 25, 2016
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