by Helge1515 March 22, 2019
Get the super moon mug.Some museum guy giving a tour: "Here we have a moon rock of a book. This is one of the oldest known copies of the Iliad dated back to 600 B.C."
*Tourists nut themselves*
*Tourists nut themselves*
by letsdothisbois April 21, 2019
Get the Moon Rock mug.A moon circle is the end result of someone standing in the road and pissing while rotating. This creates a circle of piss that is reflected by the moon or the headlights of a car. Moon circles are usually best seen on an asphalted road. While mostly seen on rural roads they have also been sighted on urban roads as well.
by Jay Dubbee November 6, 2011
Get the Moon Circle mug.When your man slaps your face with his cummy dick and he does it so many times that you develop moon craters on your face that are filled with cum
by Big foot forest October 3, 2017
Get the milky moon mug.Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moon fish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.
by RogueN December 4, 2011
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Get the sailor moon mug.Moon King an amazing friend I knew him since chatogo. He's an absolute player, he's cocky and thinks very highly of himself but he's never selfish especially when is comes to a friend in need. That's what I love about him. He can be really annoying but I guess in a way it's charming but I'd never admit that in front of him I'd rather swallow a rotten mouse. Anywho the saddest part about him is that he always puts on a cheery smile even when there's something rough going on. I always feel worthless watching him get hurt because there's nothing i can do about it. Moon King doesn't deserve that shit. I hope things get better for him because he deserves the world <3
by A zombae <3 May 2, 2021
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