You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
Get the hipster clapmug. She was really in to hipster-hop because she liked electronica but was trying to become interested in rap.
by Du Monee November 14, 2009
Get the Hipster-Hopmug. Like a dirty sanchez, only the feces are rubbed on the chin in a goatee shape, instead of across the upper lip.
Ariel looked so hot in her horn rimmed glasses, I had to give her a dirty hipster to complete the look.
by Hipsteree January 21, 2012
Get the Dirty Hipstermug. It can be known or not it just has to be on a higher intellectual or emotional level than most. It has to leave you wanting to talk about it for ages because of how a character related to you or made you want to relate. Usually has Indie Music or songs popular music from the 80s.
Black & White Movies is a whole other branch, the classics basically. If it has some problem farthing opinions on political issues or historical events and was made long ago.
Black & White Movies is a whole other branch, the classics basically. If it has some problem farthing opinions on political issues or historical events and was made long ago.
Steve: Oh hey Lee! Did you see 12 angry men?
Lee: No... Is it good?
Steve: Yeah! It was mainly talking about the problem of how many juries don't really care about the case at hand so they don't pay attention. In result, innocent people go to jail it's kind of heart breaking once you dwell on it
Lee: Hm... When was it made?
Steve: Somewhere in the 60s...
Lee: *sigh* You and your hipster movies Steve.
Elliot: Did you guys see Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Trisha: Yeah! I did actually. I think I cried like 10 times through the whole movie!
Elliot: Well... I didn't. Do you know what song was playing at the dance?
Trisha: Um.... Oh! You mean Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners.
Elliot: I Heard it was a one- hit wonder back in the 80s.
Lee: No... Is it good?
Steve: Yeah! It was mainly talking about the problem of how many juries don't really care about the case at hand so they don't pay attention. In result, innocent people go to jail it's kind of heart breaking once you dwell on it
Lee: Hm... When was it made?
Steve: Somewhere in the 60s...
Lee: *sigh* You and your hipster movies Steve.
Elliot: Did you guys see Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Trisha: Yeah! I did actually. I think I cried like 10 times through the whole movie!
Elliot: Well... I didn't. Do you know what song was playing at the dance?
Trisha: Um.... Oh! You mean Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners.
Elliot: I Heard it was a one- hit wonder back in the 80s.
by DazeDanDboreD May 17, 2013
Get the Hipster Moviesmug. An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.
by SSADL July 18, 2012
Get the Hipster Leechmug. An activity that involves pointing out the inherent snobbery and hypocritical nature associated with the hipster attitude. While everyone seems to engage in it, it is an especially favorite pastime of hipsters themselves.
Hipster: Hipsters are incredibly annoying creations of modern society.
Non-Hipster: Dude, why are you hipster bashing? You are a hipster.
Hipster: I am NOT a hipster.
Non-Hipster: Dude, why are you hipster bashing? You are a hipster.
Hipster: I am NOT a hipster.
by DrDefinition December 13, 2015
Get the hipster bashingmug. An exclamation made when someone try's very hard to come off as a hipster, but ends up just looking like a tool.
Also can be used in a similar manner to bitch please but only if the remark is made to a hipster.
Also can be used in a similar manner to bitch please but only if the remark is made to a hipster.
*Seemingly normal guy posts instagram photo of himself wearing fake glasses.*
Random friend: Hipster please!
Random friend: Hipster please!
by Bronty October 16, 2012
Get the Hipster Please!mug.