hachet fairy

he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.

hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.

megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse

by weeweepoopoo August 26, 2011

Chocolate fairy

A girl that gives you chocolate for no apparent reason

“Insert conversation about something mentioning the chocolate fairy”
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class

by Some big fuck Olivia September 28, 2022

chinkle fairy

a chinkle fairy is a small man that eather has a very large penis or a very small penis and a soft gay voice .

that person is a chinkle fairy. #jerrick #kevin #jr

by 💦squidward💦 November 29, 2017

Fairy Dump

When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task

Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.

by Jagoffinpixburgh August 14, 2017

spanner fairy

Alistair Macleod

Alistair Macleod is a spanner fairy.

Spanner fairy's wind people up.

by naomileanne March 23, 2017

Fairy

Type of dish washing soap brand

I’m going to Tesco to pick up some fairy

by Sugma? Sugma dick June 8, 2021

Fairy

A homosexual male.

Guy 1: That guy seems like a cool dude
Guy 2: He’s fairy
Guy 1: Don’t be rude

by Arminkshipper July 5, 2024