panda

A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.

"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."

by Relationflip July 1, 2014

Manda Panda

something that dumbass say to people mainly asians tho

Fat kid: "Hey Ajax, MANDA PANDA AHHHH"
Ajax: "Fuck u bro, wanna play fortnite tho?"

by Thiccmanj3 January 14, 2019

panda choke

When u choke after toking a bowl while sucking a dick.

She panda choked all over the club.

by BOOMER1212 October 12, 2020

Bee Panda

Another name for a bumble bee.

Wow, look at that bee panda nest over there.

by Rahc July 1, 2019

Panda

Non racist animals as they black white and Asian

Look at the panda

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Zen Pandas

A person who is horny for pandas

Yesterday I saw them act like a zen pandas

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 21, 2021

Red panda

I bet you searched this up after watching turning red

Dad brought a red panda home

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022