Obama's last name

Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree

P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!

by Shuit March 8, 2022

last semester burn out

schools almost over. you have finals. the school doesn't care about you. you're just tryna graduate. all your grades drop a full letter grade. you wanna give up. you can't get outta bed. the only things waking you up to survive is your best friend who's also literally dying.

so yeah. last semester burn out :D

"Dude why haven't you answered your texts"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"

by z0w33 May 28, 2021

Elusive Last

An online network of freakazoids and gooners.

"Have you gotten waved on Elusive Last yet?"
"Hell no! They're all freaks! Especially ghost_goober and im_ing!"

by ashykins. October 30, 2024

Grass to last

The last amount of weed you have

Guy 1 "how much weed you have left"
Guy 2 "yeah that's my grass to last fella"

by Matt ms January 17, 2012

Last Season Syndrome

A television show airing the final season of the series and it being terrible/underwhelming.

Did you see the final season of Game of Thrones? Was a serious case of Last Season Syndrome.

by Messiah17 July 26, 2022

Last Suppering

When someone goes to a restaurant during the COVID-19 pandemic and mirthlessly tells the hostess, "I'll be eating outside."

Pad thai is totally worth last suppering over.

by TuckeredOut December 7, 2020

Last Train Home

To every broken heart in here
Love was once a part
But now it's disappeared
She told me that it's all a part of
The choices that you make, yeah
Even when you think you're right
You have to give to take

But there's still tomorrow
Forget the sorrow
And I can be on the last train home
Watch it pass the day
As it fades away
No more time to care
No more time, today

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

I wonder if you're listening
Picking up on the signals sent back from within
Sometimes it feels like
I don't really know what's going on
Time and time again it seems like
Everything is wrong in here

But there's still tomorrow
Forget the sorrow
And I can be on the last train home
Watch it pass the day
As it fades away
No more time to care
No more time, today

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

But we sing if we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing if it's not enough

And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love

But we sing
If we're going nowhere
Yeah we sing
If it's not enough
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To never fall in love
To never fall in love again
To never fall in love again
To never fall in love again..

by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023