flying sammon

Another word for Erection; a boner, Richard longshaft

I got a flying sammon

by Mutha F*kin' spaghetti bowl December 26, 2016

Flying Dutchman

When out of toilet roll and having to go on all fours round the house looking for something.g to wipe.

I ran out ov toilet roll last week a was doin the flying dutchman all round the house looking for a pair of socks

by Soapy the great October 27, 2020

Flying Pasty

The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.

Hey Brian, move away from the window, I’ve got a flying pasty to send out!

by Keeno69 November 1, 2022

flying turtle

A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.

It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.

Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.

Although the flying turtle is rainbow, it does appreciate the color gray.

by VCSsunflower June 19, 2022

Flying Joint

When there is a lit joint in a group of three people or more and no one else can take a hit and the joint is left out in the air for anyone else to claim

I will take it if it’s a flying joint.

by $Margaret_Thatcher69420$ July 19, 2021

Flying Takoos

Another name for a Mosquito Eater.

Don't kill the Flying Takoos, he is our friend.

by Esther911 May 1, 2021

flying boobs

When either your boobs fuckin fly around with the slightest movement.

Friend 1: *raises arms so straps don’t fall down*

Friend 2: *stares at boobs*
Friend 1: what are you doing???
Friend 2: well you were shakin em all around

Friend 1: I barley moved...

Friend 2: well then you must have flying boobs

by Amanda Grimes August 18, 2018