this phone is cancerous
by sourarcticfox February 6, 2022
Get the cancerous mug.People always look down on cancer's as if they are shy , bad , emotional , a cry baby and so on and that is not true at all I am not a cancer but my best friend is a cancer and she is confident , amazing , ALL THE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE PRETTY , smart , kind , hard working , THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON ON EARTH and will be mean if you are mean to anybody she is close too. All I'm saying is cancers are not what you think they are they are unique and is the best things ever made on earth trust me I know.
by truthteller080575 March 30, 2022
Get the Cancer mug.It's a shame coronavirus didn't kill every single one of them. Those cancer cells have been wrecking havoc on the rest of the world and getting away with it for far too long.
It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.
Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.
Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?
The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.
There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.
News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.
Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.
Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?
The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.
There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.
News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022
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Get the cancer slut mug.A person who let people take advantage of them and soon they cry when people don’t appreciate him/her
by 262717:27 November 11, 2020
Get the Cancer mug.A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!
Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*
by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 14, 2020
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