Staffordshire taco

When a man ejaculates prematurely in between your butt cheeks without any penetration.

The waiter at the British restaurant became overly excited and gave me a Staffordshire Taco.

by Tom the angel May 26, 2021

Taco People

An offensive name for a mexican.

Look at the taco people crossing the border!

by Jajfiejwhsjvosjabzhcu July 16, 2017

steaming taco

When a woman begs to cum because deep down Inside she is a closet slut.

Please let me squirt my steaming taco.

by FfC-BerSerkxL March 18, 2015

Swordfish Taco

The term used to describe the genitalia of a hermaphrodite.

I took this chick home and she had a swordfish taco!

by blurr1974 August 23, 2013

taco squat

Female version of teabagging. i.e. placing one's vagina in the face or on the forehead of a friend or foe that has unknowingly passed out or fallen asleep amidst a bad situation.

We had trouble finding a dirty enough stripper to taco squat the drunk guy when he fell asleep.

by kristina123 October 26, 2010

tick taco

The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.

"Man, these tacos be smellin' good! We best eat 'em quick. tick taco, muthatrukka!"

by Heinous Realist June 18, 2015

Hippie Taco

A Hairy, stanky, or downright repulsive muff so nasty, it'll make granny coochie look like Grade "A" meat.

Aye bruh, went home wit Tina from da club, and had to book it. She got that hippie taco. #nothanks

by TurdleBucket October 05, 2016