TOOK HER TO THE O

WHEN YOUR GETTING TOP FROM A STRIPPER BITCH AND SHE FROM KANKAKE AND YOU JUST GOT A GLOCK WITH A RULER CLIP SO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW BOY DONT PLAY WIT ME

I WAS FEELING COCKY SO I TOOK HER TO THE O ON FONEM GRAVE

by Xxxtentacionyungdaggerdick January 24, 2022

Theodopolopodus

A good friend who will remain loyal until the end. Funny, charming and suspiciously kind.

Finding a Theodopolopodus around these parts is rare.

by Chant'L April 1, 2005

Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery

The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.

"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."

by JeepGirl09 October 24, 2012

Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.

Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.

by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018

Theodore

The sauciest man alive

Bro, you hit that girl? Your such a theodore.

by Kvng.kunta January 2, 2017

Conspiracy Theorist

A person with an inconsistent set of beliefs containing a kernel of truth that attempt to explain social order by means of secret and diabolical plans by the “power elite” on a massive global and historical scale. Conspiracy theories are often propagated by individuals who have been rejected by their own intimate social circles or failed to enter their circles of choice. (Family, popularity, jobs etc.) This world view provides a dual escape. First, it explains to conspiracy theorist why they were never able to meet their full potential, albeit in an unhealthy and productive manner (i.e. the system is keeping me down and if I don’t become a recluse they’ll get me!)Secondly, it fills a void to be “in the know” and a part of group that provides a sense of intellectual superiority over their fellow man. Hence, the Achilles heel to these self-proclaimed “scholars” and google “researchers” is to question their education in any way. Unfortunately, this often puts them in a death spiral of ignorance because the only knowledge they will consider to be legitimate are those “sources” that confirm their own destructive bias; further expelling them into the darkness of their own paranoid imaginations.

Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man isn’t the FED evil
Normal guy or girl: Well, I do think the measures they are taking to stimulate the economy through open market operations are unprecedented. I just hope it doesn't have any unintended consequences like the kind of asset inflation we saw in the housing market after they lowered interest rates to pull us out of the dot com bubble.

Conspiracy Theorist: Debt slavery bro, did you know they are thinking of bugging us to make sure we become materialist drones in order to make the Rothschild’s even richer! Why do you think Obama had a closed door meeting with the FED chair? Think about it dude, don’t be a sheep.
Normal guy or girl: Yeah..maybe (walks away)

by Hello World October 8, 2014

Theory of Relevance

The theory explaining why something that we know nothing about suddeny appears everywhere in our lives once we are made aware of its presence in the world. The theory states that it has always been there, however once we make a personal connection with it, we realize it in everyday use.

This summer I visited Tahiti and ever since I returned the French Polynesian Islands have been all over the news.

by Johann the Olive April 15, 2005