by Pissface&Pussface February 7, 2019
Get the Rusty Rimmug. Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.
Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.
by RobAnybody November 3, 2020
Get the Rusty Ocarinamug. Noun; Similar to a rusty trombone, but more familiar to those in cold climates such as Minnesota, the Dakotas, Canada or Scandinavian nations.
"Eh there Sven, ya know I gave that ol' nort Dakota girl, Bertha, the ol' rusty bobsled. And ya know what? She took it like a pro, like gosh darn ice hockey pro dontcha know"
by Norseman November 12, 2014
Get the rusty bobsledmug. Rusty Dalton: The act of explosively pooping your pants after you pass out from drinking and eating hot wings while sadly watching the playoffs knowing your team lost another playoff game.
Dude, i was so hammered last night watching another playoff loss, I woke up to a Rusty Dalton
Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.
Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.
by Giant Igle April 18, 2016
Get the rusty daltonmug. by agirl.youknow April 24, 2014
Get the rusty creamermug. The act of Eppz Dee'ing a fellow human being, who is clueless to the ways of the world, also known as a "fuckboi"
by Dehzarious September 15, 2016
Get the Rusty Elmomug. Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.
Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.
by GJK::OUIUHBH HJL November 17, 2016
Get the Rusty Justicemug.