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Green Goblin

When you put your nose between a girls ass cheeks and she squeezes. You then proceed to blow your nose as hard as you can, and then eat it out of her ass.
Steve told Tom “man, my allergies are terrible this week. I can’t wait to go home and give my girl the Green Goblin.”
by Drc3 June 1, 2022
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Goblin-Mode

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).
God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!
by RumpleShnopskins October 8, 2023
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grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.
Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!
by Drippyness June 30, 2018
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Goblin

To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017
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Goblin Boogercock

A filthy degenerate goblin with a very boogery cock. Also known as a filthy tiny hat or money grabbing freshly mutilated baby dick sucker who hates goyim.
Check out Goblin Boogercock over there... his "people" own the banks and 96% of the media.
by ThisGoyimKnows1488 December 23, 2023
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angry goblins

When you've been eating ruffage or nuts and your poop comes flying out of you in splattering little chucks that splash not only the seat but your butt cheecks as well!
These are angry goblins.
Help sweetheart! Baby wipes needed again. I've got a serious case of the angry goblins!
by anonymous September 23, 2021
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Heal-Goblin

In Fortnite, when you have zero shield or need shield and your teammate has shield but won’t give you any and stay quite when asked.
“Anyone have any minis ? Or any form of shield “?

Silence...

You die and see your teammates inventory..
Teammates inventory: 10 minis and 3 50 pots.

So they are known as Heal-Goblins.
by AFahey-11 December 17, 2018
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