capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

Bat

Short for Cigarette.
If your out at the pub and get the flavor for a cigarette you ask someone for a bat.

Guy1: Gis us a bat lad.
Guy2: Here you go lad.
Guy1: Class.

"Proceed to smoke said bat"

by xxx360MLGxxxN0$c0p3-999 January 31, 2018

Hanging Bat

taking your girlfriend while she is sleeping and hanging her upside down and face fucking her.

"Dude you have to try the hanging bat on your girl."

by Timothius91 October 23, 2008

bat man bat

when bat man got bitten by a radioactive bat

‘woah look it’s bat man bat’

by justanotherbatmanbatenthusiast August 31, 2019

Cold Bat

Mori Sekiguchi Vesper

He's such a cold bat

by Bdanja July 17, 2025

Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004

Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca June 9, 2011