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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021
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Steven

Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.
Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”
by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020
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Steven

Steven is full of charisma but that's because he doesn't have enough empathy to be weighed down. He steals a lot, trashes people's stuff, eats their food and expects worship. Steven never gets enough attention even if he's on a stage. He's always talking, being loud and gossiping. Very nosey. Stephen likes to keep tabs on his exes. Instead of riding bikes for mental health causes, everyone wants Steven to receive mental health. Most of what he does is to look a certain way to his friends. The real Steve assaults his wife. She doesn't date anyone or go out without him finding out. He never let's his exes go. Steve is creeper and has to live in places where people don't know him or he has to lie a lot.
Did Steven really assault his wife?
by KumbwAsofdik October 2, 2022
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Steven

Steven is a skinny white kid who walks on his tippy toes and likes the black fat girl on GTA 5 in the purple shirt and beats his shrimp to her. Steven is someone who is as coordinated as a monkey high on crack.
Steven likes jumbo dildos in his butt.
by Steven's Toes September 22, 2019
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Stretchy Steven

When a dic pic to a dude and get leaked
by Ejrhshend August 28, 2025
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Steven

One of the coolest dude I’ve ever seen. Some say he’s a legend and some say he has the biggest forehead you can imagine. He gets a ton of girls but gets rejected a couple of times. the secret handshake is we walk up to each other and hit each otherS foreheads together
Steven!!! We gotta do the handshake it’s for the Memes
by ClassicWhiteBoys-_- November 21, 2019
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Steven

Steven es gay,un poco bobo porque se cree pablo escobar pero asi lo queremos
Steven es narcotraficante
by Bray2001 March 25, 2020
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