Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.

Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.

by Billy Dave June 14, 2020

Elijah status chamber

When Elijah is kept in a capsule and live off of the semen of his capsule owner

Elijah tried out the Elijah status chamber!

by czisbeast August 25, 2019

paragon status

Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.

Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

tard status

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.

'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'

by bananananamana. November 12, 2007

yeme status

you make someone stop what they are saying by playing them

Person A: "you stupid!"
Person B: "no, you so stupid on job applications that when it says 'do not write on this dotted line' you put 'okay.'"

Crowd looking on: "Oooo! He just put you on yeme status!"

by DJ NIcky Nick December 21, 2007

Statue

How French Canadians say: "Is that you?"

*Answering phone...Hello Claude, statue?
Claude: "ya it's me."

by Anglo Guy June 6, 2022

Statue of Libiddy

Da disparaging term dat da freedom-and-equal-rights-opposing Osama bin Laden might have referred to sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi's greatest creation.

If Homer Simpson actually did eventually write back to his "old pen pal", he might not want to use a patriotic postage stamp for mailing da envelope to dat particular Arab male-dominance fanatic, since said prejudiced towel-head might not even wanna open a letter with a picture of da "Statue of Libiddy" affixed to it!

by QuacksO October 18, 2024