Rainbow Status

when you have a pair of flip flops that are so old and worn that they have arch support like Rainbow brand sandals

"i love my black flip flops"

"Dude those are like Rainbow status"

"they should be, i've had them since like fourth grade"

by Princess536 August 20, 2008

Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

by baracudaboy October 23, 2008

Chiggy-Butt-Status

(noun) - Chiggy-Butt-Status is the status given to an individual who is either:

-an asshole
-a cunt-licker
-a friend who never lets you win an arguement
-the kid that nobody knows and nobody likes
-When your friend finished the math homework and wont let you copy
-and pretty much anyone else you would call a doochebag, elephant penis, or filthy twat.

Some doochebag walks past us in the hallway...

After he passes we all turn to each other, and while nodding, say "He has Chiggy-Butt-Status"

by King PTR February 5, 2009

statish

a gay person who never came out of the closet but was caught in the act.

Man, i saw that statish last night boofing his lover.

by Jessica23932393 January 11, 2008

statistits

Checking if your vital statistics measure up.

I'm overall satisfied with my statistits.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008

Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.

Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!

by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009

statusopera

Using FB status update to : 1)get the load off ur chest 2)speak ur mind 3 inform an uncaring population about your problems 4)ignite feuds from way back

Mary left a status update on her FB page saying :Mary is so glad she doesnt have to deal with Bobby's premature ejaculation anymore. Good luck, Sarah, you man-stealing whore!!! mARY'S GOT statusopera on her mind

by samabee July 12, 2009