SATCHMOES

The politically-correct way of insulting multiple persons implying that the insultee(s) are morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser(s) with personalities to match.

Person 1: "You see that table of people from highschool over there?"
You: "Yea, what a bunch of Satchmoes."

by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004

Snatch Handle

another word for a penis.

That man showed me his Snatch Handle, it was the biggest one i've ever seen.

by KillerBigRay17 January 15, 2009

snatch hatch

refers to womens trousers or to womens panties.

Can also be used as a friendly reference to other girlfriends.

"I'd like to get into her snatch hatch!"

"Whassup snatch hatches!?"

by Rick Vigorous January 23, 2009

Chicken-Scratch/Blow in Snatch

A finishing move during oral sex, preferably a 69'er, which requires the male to excessively scratch the clitoris of the female, until the surface is rather shiny and painful to touch. The scratching should be performed in 10 second intervals at 300SPM, followed by recovery touches to see if pain is evident in the female; the touch should last 1/2 a second max.
Once a satisfiable level of pain is reached, the male quickly rotates 180 degrees, inserts his penis in the vagina of the female and blows.

Sandra: Ohh yeah
Harry: You like that when i scratch your clit
Sandra: Yeahhhaha..ahhh.. wtf are you doing!!! :@
Harry: Giving you a chicken-scratch/blow in snatch
Sandra: Are you kidding me, stop that shit right now or its over!!
Harry: Okay sorry.. (Looks at ceiling in reflection) Goodnight hun (:
Sandra: You shut the fuck up!

by Smoigen June 15, 2011

Snatch

plural for beaver,,, fanny,sometimes gets called beaver

Two guys enter their night club an 1 says fuck me wheres all the snatch tonight?,

by Fatdash December 14, 2009

brown snatch

Verb. To pluck a turd from someone's anus. Common with impacted colons.

"Don't shake my hand; I've just pulled a brown snatch."

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

Shatch

An undeniable, somewhat inadvertant party shit, culminating from a weekend of drugs, alchohol, debochary, and second-guessing. Usually asshole makes blurping, curdling noises.

Curtis had to Shatch after kicking it with us this weekend.

by monkey dong August 10, 2010