Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

by Sexydimma August 14, 2023

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019

squirrel

a person who only contributes to a groupme and not a real life conversation.

person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.

by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015

Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?

He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.

by HiFalootin November 8, 2011

squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.

Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.

by Machetebill December 8, 2013

butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french

"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023

Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrel

The unofficial mascot of Temple University in Philadelphia, PA.

Official mascot: Owl. Unofficial mascot: Brazen urban ninja squirrel.

by rogergentry306-232 September 1, 2021