Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave

Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual

by aetherhater December 5, 2020

satan

a big hot chonkalonk with a big ding dong

((did i mention he's hot??)

h-hey satan~ UwU~~

by hair salon December 8, 2020

Satan's Piss

the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.

me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"

by liisadumbstupididiot December 21, 2020

Satafuda

1. A piece of shit or other wise horrible person

2. A brother in arms or close friend

Come here you Satafuda!

I hate those fucking Satafudas for eating my children’s Halloween Candy.

by OrbitalTrigger December 29, 2020

Satakshee

The one with a heart of gold. Sweet, kind, honest and everything you would ever need. She is known as "mohankimorpankh" and she is worthy of it.

She is also known as Zoya.

Are you Satakshee? You are Mohan ki Morpankh!

by Urban Dictionary, Twitter. January 12, 2021

Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

satans banquet

eating out a girl on the rag.

"It was crazy, Heather just went down and started enjoying a Satans banquet served up by Phoebe in the locker room last night after soccer practice!"

by Urban slang warrior January 22, 2021