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trach snake

A penis that is inserted into a tracheostomy orifice.
Yesterday at the retirement home a male nurse tripped and his cock miraculously landed in a patient's trach hole. The patient got "trach snaked."
by Outlandy Man April 26, 2014
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Dirtbag snake

A person who smashes another persons ex wife and that person gets mad because they thought y’all was considered podnas.
Hey bro I heard dude smashed your ex!

Yeah man thought we was cool he is such a dirtbag snake! He still owes me 25 bucks too!

Guess I’ll never see that again!

Yeah man that sucks I can’t stand a dirtbag snake one got me last week!
by Whoopigoldnerd September 30, 2021
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Dick Snaked

The term given to a situation that seems like it will go over well and then instead goes horribly awry. This term was popularized by the bassist of the Pop-Punk band The Story So Far, Kelen Capener, as he addressed this in a tattoo interview with Alternative Press' Nick Major.
"I thought I was gonna nail that interview but I got dick Snaked"
by Cheap Thrills June 1, 2017
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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017
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Making Snakes

Wow I got to get to the toilet, t minus 10 seconds till I'm making snakes bra!
by this guy over there December 28, 2011
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Snake main

A Snake main, to many mid-level players a big struggle to fight, till they learn the matchup and find out some characters destroy Snake. "Get C4'd scrub" (Supesdude, 2020)
Being a snake main is a way of living
by Supesdude December 14, 2020
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Solid Snake

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