Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.

That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.

by C. Woodriver June 28, 2006

Smoke cock

Given the choice, when marijuana becomes legal, to smoke a fat blunt or some cock, the person chooses to stick with smoking cock because he is a homosexual who refuses to partake in recreational drugs.

Rob: Denis, when marijuana becomes legal will you smoke a fat blunt or continue to smoke cock?

Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.

by G1itter May 31, 2017

Giggle Smoke

when u smoke way too much and you cant stop fucking laughing

god kadance is having giggle smoke

by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019

e-smoke

Meaning an Electronic Cigarette or the vapor that comes from comes from an Electronic Cigarette.

Sorry I don't smoke cigarettes, I e-smoke

by PuterGeek November 23, 2010

smoke or poke

Referring to routes of drug administration, smoking ie. burning or vaporization and inhalation of substance and/or poking ie. intravenous injection.

So do you smoke or poke?

by gtrill February 01, 2017

swift smoke

A brief, yet satisfying blowie. Generally not performed by a significant other.

Damn, that swift smoke was ill! I hope my boo don't find out.

by Recko April 11, 2006

road smoke

fellatio while the receiver is driving.

Road smoke made the long drive seem shorter and more dangerous.

by dickcake March 09, 2009