book smart

Intelligence that comes naturally without having to work hard to maintain said intelligence.

You can be intelligent, but not necessarily have book smart.

by Torquatus December 2, 2004

smartass'dness

its a word...

tom thats a blatant display of "smartass'dness"

by notdon June 3, 2003

Smart Casual

When a male or female takes part in sexual activity within a group of friends but does so in such a way that no one notices because of clever timing and casual body language.

"Where do you think Rob went while he strolled off in the park earlier?"

"He was probably fucking Rosie up that tree"
"Ahhhhh, Smart Casual"

"Why did it take the police so long to track down the rapist?"
"Because he's a Smart Casual rapist, get me?"

by Whutwhutwhut September 10, 2012

Smartard

a dee dee dee genius

hi my mommy said im Smartarded.

by Zyan Coyle March 10, 2008

smarterchild

an idiotic robot that doesnt know how to answer 99.999999999...% of the questions asked and cannot even understand an answer given to him. it's an oversensitive, retarded idiot who stops talking to you if you give him the slightest insult. I hate him.

Me: do you like peanuts?
smarterchild: I'm sorry i do not know how answer that. Do you know how to say anything in korean?
Me: no
smaterchild: Ok don't get frustrated.. how about you ask me the questions I'm here for.:)
Me: ur stupid
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: talk to me you idiot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: sorry
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: please talk to me
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: stupid robot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: *I'm sure you get where this is going, be smart and dont add him:)*

by smarterchild haters:) April 11, 2009

Smart Ass

Someone Who This They Know EVERYTHING

There are a lot of smart ass in this class

by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014

Jailbox Smart

When you spend 15 minutes explaining to a waitress what a motorcade is, and she has a blank look on her face and asks you if that's one of those jailbox things.

Wow, that waitress is jailbox smart!

by Mr. Sonoma July 27, 2007