Sportsmanship

The act of not punishing punishable offences and punishing non punishable offences. Generally acted out by bike racers.

Golly that racer really showed sportsmanship in that bar fight

by Spicyvictim March 22, 2021

slores

slut x whore
a group of girls that are best of friends!

“guys look it’s the slores! we should go talk to them!”

by beeboobop12345 March 25, 2021

Sports announcer

Somebody that might one day say something that might backfire while trying to play up to somebody's ego.

The fans wanted to see their home team win the game, but even the most die hard fans were saying Would you stop sucking the guy's dick? to the announcer after he called the athlete the Cock of the Walk. Yeah, the guy isn't getting paid to say nothing, but even if he wants the world to know how attractive he thinks the guy is, why would he do it in a sports arena? That's as bad as proposing at a sports arena or stadium. People watching the game are watching the same game as the sports announcer, they don't need everything inflated to excess or done to excess to enjoy a game.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021

sportslet

someone who despite doing sports can't lose body fat

I eat whatever the fuck i want and still losing fat, an sportslets wont know this feel

by anon y mousse March 27, 2021

Sloots

Probably some Ioser named nick

"Man that sloots guy, am I right?"
"Total loser"

by SandGuardian_GuardianOfTheSand April 16, 2021

Sports

Nowadays, with people who focus on just breaking records or mindless stats, the focus on why people came up with sports in the first place is lost. A group of kids with no pads and no formal rules getting together to play sports in a neighborhood is less likely to end up with any serious injuries than in pro sports, especially when kids know they're going to see each other again on a regular basis, in case the kid with the chip on his/her shoulder is thinking about breaking some bones and taking another kid out for an extended time, or in case another kid is thinking about hiding out for an extended time over an overextended ankle or sore thumb.

People who want people to focus on mindless stats or broken records are missing the point of why there are sports in the first place. Superheroes don't exist, so the point of sports is not to become one.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

Sports playoffs

If sports are really just games, and the planet revolves around the sun, and not sports, then what is really at stake in the playoffs? If you take enough things in life seriously already, you know that because none of the players are dying in the games, there is nothing to have a sense of urgency or desperation in life. You can't take trophies or rings with you when you pass, so none of it really matters.

Sports and sports playoffs are the last thing in life to have a sense of urgency in life about, or even take seriously, and yet a lot of people still treat sports events like the most important thing in life and the world. Somebody that thinks a team needs more of a sense of urgency to win a stupid fucking ball game because it's the playoffs is not a serious person, just an uber competitive hype minded person. In reality sports playoffs are not a big deal.

by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021