Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 18, 2012

chief&skeet

The action of simoultaneously reaching orgasm while taking a more than commonly large hit of pot, with the intention to take advantage of the momentary numbness & lung power to avoid the rough of it.

Commonly used to pratice and surpass threshold of pain for skilled smokers.

1. Man, I chief&skeeted so hard, barely felt a thing other than cumming.

by Celo green January 4, 2017

Skeet

A wholesome word to be innocently and in no way sexually used. It can be used to replace “Yeet” in some instances

Skote, Skeet, To Skeet

“Skeet I passed my physics test”

“Are you going to the mall later?”
“Skeet.”

by Delicateflowerpetalofgreatness September 20, 2018

Skeet smack

When you bust a nut in your hand and slap ya girl in the face

Dale:yo man how’s ya girl
Eric: she great she said tonight she’s gonna let me skeet smack her!!!

by Bigdec6969 November 5, 2018

Beezer Skeet

A term that is used as acknowledgement to something you find pleasing.

Mom: "Your dinner is ready"
Son: "Beezer Skeet ya slutbag ill be back soon"

by GrannyLicker69BangingTime June 8, 2022

Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.

I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.

by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024

skeet

Running away from your father. Mostly because they want to beat you, or ask for money for beer.

"Yeah, sometimes you just skeet away from your father."

by TheTruthWizardAlsoDadComeHome February 1, 2019