chin screen

When you go down to the local shops and put your testicles onto the display glass of the cold beverage section simultaneously reading the 2nd Lord of the rings book out loud and staring into the eyes of a 3rd Generation Mexican cheese farmer

Hey honey, I'm just going to "chin screen" this afternoon I think.

by Cobsteam Mcgeesteintin February 11, 2019

NUDE SCREENER

A person you send nudes with no intention of fucking

A platonic friend you use for critique of your naked body

"Hey will you screen my nudes?"
"Yeah man, I'll be your NUDE SCREENER, send em over."

by Blinko345 April 1, 2019

pre-screening

Refers to the act of glancing at the netting over your window/door to see how many flying bloodsuckers are landed on it before deciding whether or not to venture outside.

You'll want to always give "the great outdoors" a pre-screening before just mindlessly heading out the door, so that you don't get eaten alive once you're out there.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

breen screening

when one gathers people to hold a screening of the honorary neil breen movies.

let’s hold a breen screening later.

by neil breen August 22, 2019

green screen of death

A green screen that Barney will give you if you are mean to him, or he does something that he wasn't supposed to do, in which you get when the computer crashes, thus you must manually restart your computer, also if Barney does something and it was his fault you received a green screen of death, instead of the normal mad Barney pointing his arrow at the message telling you that you need to restart your computer, he will point his arrow at the reason why it crashed, and he will be shocked, and there will be a note from Barney explaining to you what happened, and there will be an item or video thumbnail that cause the computer to crash with a red prohibition sign on it, and he will tell you that you may need to install something to prevent this from happening again, preferably a driver or antivirus, and may even restart your computer for you.

Barney: Oh no, You got the Green Screen of Death, you have to restart your computer
You: I need to restart

by the dustyjacobs company™ August 23, 2019

Smoke screen

The act of ejaculating in the face and or eyes of a sexually partner before leaving the area well they clean up the mess and cannot see you

"Dude how did you get away from her last night?"

"I smoke screened her and ran out"

by BigPidg October 26, 2019

small screen prank

when the government uses video and audio devices to talk more about bad things than good things.

The small screen prank had all Americans think it was all right to break the law.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019