Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018

Non-responsive Seminar

noun
an online educational course in which at least half the students post homework late or not at all.

Our professor sarcastically commended our class for our non-responsive seminar participation.

by McL0v1nr0cks May 3, 2019

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

slippin on semen

when you get caught doing something gay

“Bro he slippin on semen”

by Oldhag3 April 17, 2021

Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen

Why tf am i defining this

"Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen"

by imnothandicappedimretarded February 22, 2019

Semos

A monkey which was scientifically tested on by the USAF in the movie, "Planet of the Apes". Semos becomes an intelligent monkey and becomes the monkey which starts the revolution and kills all the military men.

"The monkeys are out of control...Oh look theres one, Semos, hes just broke out of the cage and is eating Private Buttfucks ear! HELP"

by Semos's Father August 21, 2008

anti-Semitism

Hostility or prejudice towards people of the Jewish faith.

Bobby Claims he is an Anti-zionist rather than an anti-semite. Yet Bobby but has nothing positive ever to say about Jewish matters. He is likely an anti-semite.

by MrNeutral January 22, 2005