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Scat Scratch

Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.
John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.

Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.
by legendDF September 15, 2011
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binge scratching

Continually buying and scratching scratch tickets, despite loosing hundreds of dollars.
by crazyjoe321 October 18, 2013
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flamingo scratch

Standing on one foot and using the other foot to scratch your leg.
My hands were full and my calf was so itchy, so I did the old flamingo scratch!
by grasshiphopper July 21, 2015
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Super secret spy jaguar

A cat That acts like a Jaguar and is a super secret spy
Meghan: Thats my cat nudgie, he is a super secret spy Jaguar
Kira:Whats that?
by Jazzynerd2351 April 17, 2017
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spys secret weapon

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Top secret

When your bigger brother/ sister hides something on the top shelf and you don't know what it is because you're too short to see it.
My brother has been bothering me with that top secret for months.
by Psevo nim July 20, 2017
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lay scratch

To leave tire marks behind from peeling out.
I've got a bitchin' Camaro that can lay scratch from here to Taco Bell.
by PonyRunner July 23, 2017
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