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sausage wallet

Blaine is such a sausage wallet.
by 69lecates69 August 4, 2008
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sausage wallet

the elizabethan word for "whore".
girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausage wallet!
by alice babes March 14, 2009
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Naughty sausage

A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.
Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.
by Coldiohead July 8, 2021
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Giant Sausage

the most amazing person on xbox live.
she rapes at gears of war and gets head shots with the shotgun all the time.
her best friend is Stronger and when she runs you over on halo 3 with a banshee you'll laugh at what the bottom left hand corner has to say when you die.
"yo, that giant sausage just splattered me on halo with the banshee"

"i love that xbox live whore Giantsausage. she makes my head explode on gears."
by GiantSausage January 20, 2009
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Saber Sausage

Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.
The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.
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retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked
"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"
by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015
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sausage shuffler

"Hey did you know Louise is a sausage shuffler"
by big toes July 13, 2014
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