by jujyfggolhhip July 29, 2008
by YummyJizz27 June 23, 2011
by big toes July 13, 2014
A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.
Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.
by Coldiohead July 08, 2021
When both lips of the vagina are so long that if you were to tie them together, you would have a shape resembling a sausage.
Person 1:Dude. How was your date with Megan
Person 2:Terrible. I found out the hard way that she has a sausage pussy.
Person 1: Ew that's fucking disgusting.
Person 2:Terrible. I found out the hard way that she has a sausage pussy.
Person 1: Ew that's fucking disgusting.
by Whatshappining July 03, 2020
Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.
Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.
by luciferous December 04, 2015
by Swagger-in-Chief January 02, 2016