simpanite

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.

Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!

by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021

SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

Simp

A simp is someone who would do anything for another person.

A friend: I just joined tennis.
Another friend: But I thought you hated tennis.
A friend: I joined it for her. :)
Another friend: You're a simp.

by LukimaLol January 14, 2021

Simp

a simp is denzel

he is simping over her.

by Mr. Pepper201 January 15, 2021

Simpcel

A whole new level of simping, far beyond the classic definition of an incel.

i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.

Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.

*texts*
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):

guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.

by Beef burger January 16, 2021

Simp

(noun) A hopeless romantic; a doormat
(verb) To continue to flirt with someone after they've expressed disinterest or rejected you

n: What a simp!
v: I warned him and she threatened to call the police, but alas, he continued to simp over the anorexic girl he thought was hot.

by sanchopancho02 January 29, 2021

simp4ngun

simp4ngun is a tiktoker with 91 followers. Ngun has 3 posts.

simp4ngun is a tiktoker

by .dictionary January 29, 2021