Next Summer

IF either of us are alive. If I die, nothing stops the spiral. If you die, nothing happens and no one cares. Well, no one who matters. I know it'll increase exponentially but I have no idea at what rate.

Hym "If there is a next summer. Climate change is getting reeeeeal bad. And if you try to do anything other than flip the switch.... The same thing that happened when you DID rescue the astronauts is going to happen again except WORSE."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Jill Summers

A evil, coldhearted lesbian who loves killing your summer by either manipulating you for a trip and then calling you an asshole when you we're the one that paid for the trip, tries to manipulate you into leaving your friends, or just waits until you screw up to break up with you.

Jill Summers in a sentence
Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch

by Michael Chricton June 26, 2019

Summer

a time when your out of school and think your gonna do fun things but it never happens

last week if school: "i cant wait for summer im gonna do so many fun things"

explain to me what your doing right now

by :o Oof July 10, 2019

Summers

The last name of a complete dumbass and shitlord

God, he must be a Summers

by Hoe the Second April 5, 2019

Carbonara Boy Summer

When you’re mildly on the autism spectrum and all you eat is carbonara.
Sometimes Pizza

“Why aren’t you eating your picky bits dinner?”
Me “Because it’s Carbonara boy summer mush”

by Ruben. A May 31, 2025

Summer Staples

Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.

friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp

by 00000liiiii March 13, 2022

Fat Boy Summer

Adjective

A fat boy/guy having a reckless summer doing what ever the fuck he wants.

Boiiiii he be having a fat boy summer with that thong on

by Gunttehr August 16, 2019