Strawberry Hipster Froyo

When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.
Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!
by VelStod December 22, 2017
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Strawberry Kiri

A beautiful perfect strawberry that brightens everyone’s day

And also has a finger kink
Strawberry Kiri. Let go of those stress balls 😩
by CARAMELBUNNI May 28, 2021
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Silly strawberrys

If you don't know what silly strawberries are you are not cool.
Btw we will rule the world,we're literally every president and priminister ever. And queen and king. And fuck you. Silly strawberry is the way it
by Silly strawberrys October 07, 2021
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Strawberry shortcake

Dude last night I busted inside my girl and made her my strawberry shortcake.
by Redlady0218 January 19, 2021
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Strawberry shortcake

Sponge cake, topped with glazed strawberry and whipped cream
I rocked her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake.
by Regiwegi June 04, 2024
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Strawberry shortcake

When you jizzle inside ur partner and the girth from your hog rips and the mixture of blood and jizzle creates a strawberry shortcake.
by Lillie jan January 31, 2024
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Strawberry Shortcake

After fucking a chubby midget on her period, you take your dick out and slap off the period juice onto her face then cum on the top of her head moving your penis side to side creating artistic drippings.
I would totally Strawberry Shortcake that female Ewok right now.
by pornopdillywilly February 02, 2022
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