slambaked

When one is slammed from alcohol and baked as hell. Still functioning fine but hardly reserving.

Did you ever order that jimmy johns?
No dude I'm slambaked right now
I'll order it
Thanks man I have my card

by broperawinfrey November 12, 2013

Shamfuckery

A term used to describe something that is unbelievable and improbable but still occurs and usually has a negative meaning behind it; absolute bullshit

Did you see Graham steal those handles from the party? That was absolute shamfuckery

Some shamfuckery happened after the cops thew us out of the concert.

by everest76 January 17, 2014

Slam donk

A girl with a big booty who is virtually guaranteed to let any and all dudes hit it. She may not have sex with all of those men, but she is very flirty. Often found drunk on the middle of the dance floor at crowded clubs grinding on virtually anything at all.

"Yo, you think I got a chance with Keshia?" "Sure thing man, she loves throwing that booty around. She's a slam donk."

by Bubbarunski January 20, 2015

Slam Piece

They are only good for sex.

Clay: You see that slam piece over there?
Matt: Who Danielle?
Clay: Yeah.
Matt: Isn't she your slam piece?
Clay: Nah, got a new one.

by Skeet2fast September 3, 2016

Slam Dunked

When a lady anus is railroaded by a penis during hard sex.

"LISA IS WALKING FUNNY TODAY, DID SHE HURT HERSELF?"

"NO, ROGER SLAM DUNKED HER IN THE ASS LAST NIGHT."

by Akaeuvasha July 4, 2016

Slamboni

The Canadian version of a date ready van.

Ther girls begging for a slamboni.

Or

Have you met that girl? Slamboni city.

by All set slamboni November 19, 2016

Slam hog

An unattractive female with absolutely no standards that is always ready for a good slamming.

“I heard that Jessica chick is free tonight”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”

“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”

by Ligma knotz July 15, 2019