Kraft Single

Any popular song, or "single" track that has been so overly processed in the studio that the original artist's voice is barely recognizable.

"Wow, Ali Lohan's recording an album, huh?" "Yeah, can't wait to her her new Kraft Single."

by bigjesus October 1, 2008

single by choice

1. Gay and in the closet.
2. An utter tool, and incapable of getting laid in a woman's prison with a fistful of pardons.
3. Sincere, delusional, and very, very repressed.

So I went out to a bar last night and struck out with four different women. But it's okay, I'm single by choice.`

by Lady Csyde July 7, 2006

single pringle

When you are single and looking for a partner

I'm a single pringle

by TaggyChusssss June 21, 2017

aggressively single

Anyone named Seth

Seth is aggressively single

by Mojo11223344 July 12, 2019

Virtue Signaling

To put on airs of being concerned about a social issue solely with the intent of flaunting your morals to the world.

Putting "BLM" in your Twitter bio does nothing to help people actually affected by such issues. It is mere virtue signaling.

by ViridianSky October 10, 2021

Vice Signaling

Vice-signaling is about being rude to the right persons, to the right extent, at the right time, with the right motive, and in the right way

Opposite — parading one’s moral superiority like taking the opportunity to demonstrate one’s decency outwardly. Example driving a Prius or wearing a mast during a pandemic.

Think of the toga party scene in Animal House. A young man with a guitar is wooing some girls with folk pap (“I gave my love a cherry that had no stone…”). Along comes John Belushi, who gives a little listen before grabbing the guitar and smashing it. The singer was virtue-signaling; Belushi was vice signaling

by Mia4jah October 7, 2022

Bat Signal

When a physically endowed woman is showcasing her blessed mammory glands with revealing cleavage at a social establishment. BAT is an acronym for big ass titties, but also means that when a chick flashes her badass chichis, Bruce Wayne himself would pay admission.

Damn, son, you saw Dulce tonight? Shes flashing the motherfucking bat signal son! Mm mmm....

by Jabberwocky1111 March 24, 2009