Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.

Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!

by Holidays4men August 20, 2024

Murking Season

The act of getting on Call of Duty game and getting a large amount of kills in each game

"Naw Squasho, I said Murking Season, not that bullshit BigSlick be doing when he goes 5-16"

by Greazy954 February 24, 2022

Munchbox season

When you eat the cat/box in a colder season so it’s nice and not sweaty

“Bro, my girls coming home from college just in time for munchbox season!”

by Suck my Feng Toes! February 26, 2025

blister season

Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.

Judith, do you have a band-aid? Normally I carry some around during blister season, but I just ran out because I'm wearing these snug but gorgeous Manolo Blahniks.

by linguishionista March 29, 2009

season five

a steezy ski crew at butternut. they keep it ...There main goal is to "Party On" said a boss kid from season five

we are the fith season because were that good --season five

by arowesox18-youtube June 19, 2010

Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021

Guy Season

The time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.

Oh god, it's guy season again.

by BabbyyI October 10, 2015