Rusty Dalton: The act of explosively pooping your pants after you pass out from drinking and eating hot wings while sadly watching the playoffs knowing your team lost another playoff game.
Dude, i was so hammered last night watching another playoff loss, I woke up to a Rusty Dalton
Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.
Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.
by Giant Igle April 18, 2016
Get the rusty daltonmug. When someone is performing a rim job and simultaneously giving a handjob. At the moment of ejaculation, the thumb of free hand slides into the chocolate starfish.
"This freaky chick is giving me a Rusty Trombone like a jazz legend, but then she flips the script and turns it into a Rusty Thumboni. Now she's my wife"
by annoyasaurus November 22, 2013
Get the Rusty Thumbonimug. by bonelesspizza December 22, 2016
Get the Rusty Boilermug. Noun; Similar to a rusty trombone, but more familiar to those in cold climates such as Minnesota, the Dakotas, Canada or Scandinavian nations.
"Eh there Sven, ya know I gave that ol' nort Dakota girl, Bertha, the ol' rusty bobsled. And ya know what? She took it like a pro, like gosh darn ice hockey pro dontcha know"
by Norseman November 12, 2014
Get the rusty bobsledmug. by Aaron created this December 24, 2020
Get the Rusty Beavermug. by Idekbitch April 24, 2018
Get the rusty analmug. by Shea Verbush August 23, 2020
Get the Rusty Swordmug.