Robert Wears

A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.

Don't look now here comes Robert Wears.

by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018

Robert

A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.

Robert gay lmao.

Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.

by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020

Robert Merkel

Straight white male

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.

by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018

robert Ambros

A very funny guy some times, has no reason to throw stuff at kids that are playing on the street and or cursing at kids walking by his house. Makes the hole street lit and dangerous. Very good personality and makes everyone laugh.

It’s robert ambros don’t come outside.

by Astro313 December 16, 2022

COLE ROBERTS

HATES THE WORLD LOVES TO DIE

I WONT TO COLE ROBERTS WHEN I SEE COLE

by willpcubs2322 October 21, 2019

roberts

oh your dick is fine robbey! i love you! oh, yes, feed me that cum!!!!!!!

roberts is nice

by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022

Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022